Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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