Where is the hickey?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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