I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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