You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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