New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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