What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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