Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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