OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
if only i could text you this smell
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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