They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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