so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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