Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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