also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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