his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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