I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
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Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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