Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
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My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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