this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
We got so high we made milksteak
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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