No, you can still breathe under the balls.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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