Buhtt sex?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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