just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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