That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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