Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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