actually, I'm a sock model
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
please come you make the beer taste better
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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