dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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