Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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