what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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