Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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