This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
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I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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