I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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