Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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