hotel room ftw
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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