White coat. Heels.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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