I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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