I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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