High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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