Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
So vagazzling was a success
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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