Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
two words: eviction party
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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