The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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