is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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