I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
did i just pee glitter
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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