Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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