I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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