i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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