I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I have feelings that need drinking.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Randomize