Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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