you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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