What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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