We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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