You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
