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I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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