I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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