ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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