Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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