I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
