you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Mom said you looked used
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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