is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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