Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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