She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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