Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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