I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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