i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
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You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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